Option one
The hotel.
Front desk. Elevator. Breakfast buffet. A pool you share with two hundred people who will become names you'll never learn. The staff is trained to be polite. You are a room number with a credit card.
Tommy Coconut Private Resorts
You can choose a hotel.
You can choose a rental.
Or you can choose the third way.
A Private Resort in Jan Thiel, Curaçao. Eight estates. One family. One week that rearranges the rest of them.
The Entry
You're reading this with three tabs open. One for work, one for the news, one for this.
That's not a vacation plan. That's a preview of how you'll spend the week if you book wrong.
Seven days on this island should cost you the habit of checking. If it doesn't, we haven't done our job.
The Third Way
There are three options when you go to the Caribbean, and most people only know about two.
Option two
The rental.
A house off a platform with a stranger's keys in a lockbox. A list of house rules taped to the fridge. A cleaning fee that shows up at checkout. If the air conditioner breaks at midnight, you have a phone number and a prayer.
The third way
A Private Resort.
You rent an estate, and an actual family takes care of it — and of you. The groceries are already in the kitchen. The car is in the driveway. Dinner reservations for the week are already made at the five best restaurants on the island. If something breaks, someone is there before you notice. When you land, a face you'll come to know is waiting at the airport.
Eight estates in Jan Thiel. One family that runs them. One week — seven nights — fully assembled before you arrive.
The Voice of the Guests
We don't need to tell you it's the best vacation of your life. The ones who already lived it have said it for us.
I don't even have the words to describe the experience I had in Curaçao — it was truly the best vacation of my life. The island itself is paradise, but our hosts somehow made paradise feel even more magical.
By far the best experience I've had on Airbnb in my 13 years using the platform. Boy, Ray, and the entire Tommy Coconut family have completely reimagined what it means to be an Airbnb host.
How It Works
Three steps. No forms longer than they need to be. No “we’ll get back to you within 5–7 business days.”
01.
Apply.
Four fields. Tell us who's coming, when, and what matters. One of us reads it — not a bot.
02.
We call you.
Fifteen minutes. We decide together if it's a fit. If it isn't, we'll tell you. We're not for everyone.
03.
You arrive.
Everything is already assembled. You walk into your estate, and the week is already built around you.
Availability
Next open weeks.
65% occupancy cap by design. Some weeks are full. Apply early.
Palm Breeze
June 14, 2026
Castaway Beach
June 28, 2026
One week only
Bayside Hill
July 12, 2026
Flagship
Dushi Hideaway
August 2, 2026
Sunshine Bay
August 23, 2026
Tropical Haven
September 13, 2026
The Numbers, Quietly
Families who come back with grandparents they didn't bring the first time.
A ratio of returning Coconut Cartel members to first-timers we don't advertise, because bragging is mid-market.
540+
stays hosted
4.99
star average
8
private estates
1
family behind all of them
From $20,000 per week.
Before you apply
There's something you should know about where this came from.
Tommy spent fifteen years at sea looking for a treasure he was sure would change his life. He was right and wrong at the same time.